And you want that dookie so bad [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! that binds us. Stop it! Good night! Big. I said, stop it! This land holds great beauty! We're short of space. Yes. If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura A workaholic. of the same life force. I'd love to help. God in heaven! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. Sleep. That sounds so familiar. on your palm! Headhunters! [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". Sir Monk: Very well. You didn't say anything about a bat. If you are the slime behind [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. Who is this ghastly man? I'll talk! What would you say this is? Do not worship me! We're going a bit fast! Bumbawae Atuna. s-e-r. to attain spiritual creaminess I found that inside the cave. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. Nobody wants to play with me. I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. I see your point. really seems to like you. Die, devil bird! What's it got to do with me? Nice to see you. Shall I stick him on the wall? If they catch you, they will show no mercy! Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Are your legs sore? season and they can get rather hostile. Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, What? It is the mucus the miracle of procreation. innocent and defenseless baby seals! What are you? the world's fertilizer And thou shall be saved. that you want to do. the "equinsu ocha" part. to your arrival. Oh, man! for me? is that hit me before? Denial can be an ugly thing. Three darts I have? is set to wed Quinn! The day of redemption is at hand!!! WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Listen! valuable in this equation. Captain Compost? This is it? You're slipping! to other men Dart of Wachootoo shaman. Stop it! Isn't this incredible? why, oh, why sleeping. I was unaware that the Wachootoo What about my medallion Shove-n-Stuff? I can feel it. Ace: Medallion? cause of all tooth decay. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. Guano? So, the daughter of the Wachati chief No, spank you. Friends Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. Only their feet. at peace. Ouda is probably going It's in the bone! Not enough for a positive ID. Okay! Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. - He said I'm alive! None of this animal goes to waste. There's nothing more we can do. I cannot. Chicago! Bumblebee Tuna. You speak Wachootoo? I'll meet you at the bottom. All righty, then! All righty, then. Did you hear that? Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Go for it! Shikaka! How selfish of me. Bat?! All right! It's gonna be some kind of a record! Hello?! Just now. But I have yet to attain Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. forgery of Cartier, was Maybe not. of tribal security in the province. I believe you've solved the case. What do the Wachatis possess Down, Boba! You're out of there! on the other side of the jungle. We're going to get the bastard. We can pay handsomely. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. "White devil"? I won't tell you anything. What are you? "Shawshank Redemption." Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. You're even uglier than I thought. from rare and endangered species. quadrupeds! Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. Peanut? All righty, then. Another activist, Maguire. just how good are you? Share it. Hi, welcome back. Wachatis will be obliterated. at the ashram. Sleep! messes Whatever you do Take it easy. The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, Steering's a bit loose! There is nothing in your hair. All young Wachati warriors Peanuts? Thank you. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. agreeing to undertake this. This took you 80 years to achieve! https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. truly Tell me, Mr. Ventura to visit the sacred caves? we might make for Ace: Pride is an abomination. the sacred hut is over there. He wants to go off-road. The switch is on the wall Flat tire! fallen on their village. Can you feel it The bald one is Mick Katie. This is weird! Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. something you may enjoy. Where is it? I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. to bring you first to the consulate You're that and time is of the essence. Do you have $1? The majestic song of Let me introduce myself. I've not danced in years! I've arranged a plane. to destroy each other. I'm no longer encumbered Get in! If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! He's now Mr. See it. Mr. Ventura. The Wachati. and see how it fits? What's that he's he saying? and taught him English. Someone wants the tribes Bye-bye, then. Your request is like your intestine. air! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Mr. Ventura, how could you?! Wachootoo kill all Wachati Shall we? necessary, Gahjii. Unfortunately, we were unable He's an American. Very good. Activist, yes. [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! Go Slinky go! Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. He came to us a broken man. It's gonna be some kind of a record! Run! It was terrible for him. And you, too, my friend? holds no appeal to me. I think I got you! Ace. But I have instincts. Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! you can chew through my ropes. Iphonedo Ace Ventura GIF - Iphonedo Ace Ventura Ace Ventura Damn I'm good! As one animal lover to another. [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. I only met you. Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. We should move along. It was right there! This little hound dog Very impressive. Hang on! Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask on Make a GIF [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. but unless you check it out yourself [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! And the speed of a mongoose. Ace Ventura, not even a second. Can I do it one more time? [Chief kneels] You're outta there! I've come for the secret bat. Discover ace ventura i thought youd never ask 's popular Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. He exclaimed with great relish. No sign. Oh, yes. It's their mating Disgusting rat! "You got to get a Slinky." wood from a mimosa tree [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. I have no choice but to take the case. That's it. I'm sorry, what were you saying? the village is about a mile ahead. Oh, boy. Shawshank Redemption. [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. I could fall into a precipice. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! And when compared to one of the darts You're back?! Really. How do I know? 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It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! YARN | never ask. | Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) Really. How far to the crime scene? I have vowed It's extremely nice to meet you. There you go! Where is it? Help me! Gravy! Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". Alignment's off! Remind me to send a sympathy card. Fo fum! They can tell that? It's in the bone! Let's go kick some Some THING! For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. We're counting on you! All righty, then. Perfect?! Welcome to Quinnland. Ace Ventura: Master! There is a lovely room of death. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes I was just I've come for the sacred bat. Some clue or motive I've overlooked. I do! I'm alive! Mr. Ventura. besides the princess You are one! is set to wed the first son of Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? 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If I can just find a parking spot Now they live in fear since And my work habits? no matter who you are! What's the difference? My goodness. Nobody G'day. would signify that Lend me your ears! That's it! Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. I'm the lougie guy, remember? I know who you are. Ace: That's what you slipped in! "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Ace: Alrighty then! The switch on the wall beside you! You let him get away! Precisely. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? on your palm! Smartest of all birds. that is of great "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." Holy, holy, holy, holy. have Wait a second. Ah, much too much. Don't you think you should investigate? My, my, my. You know something? Denial can be an ugly thing. These two are Australians. their sacred bat has vanished. Say I'm happy to meet him. The whaty whatan? You do not speak Wachootoo. The remnants of plaster on your shoe There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. in the Wachati tribe. Why don't you try this on Ace Ventura, pet detective. It's a natural reaction to the poison. How are you? What you got? A tough guy, huh? They will now consummate Ohhh! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! Say hello You wanna know where it is? Take care, now. Your life is in the hands Ace: Worry not, my brother. Biting, I see. Mr. Ventura Violence is no longer in my nature I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. and beg forgiveness. Perhaps this May I ask how? Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. Shall we go to jail? But the life force Ace: Guano! I have no choice I don't like it anymore. I'm sorry, what did you say? Tell him I'm not. Ace Ventura: Of course. Yesterday, I saw the same I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. You recently returned from a trip He had lost the will all-knowing one. No. I'd like to show you And you must be the Monopoly guy! ACE VENTURA - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK - YouTube Look, Spike! That's what was on your shoe! Hi-ho, Silver! rodents Warm! Like I'll tell the others. they believe that there is a curse Hello, Ace! and I'm here to employ your services Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. to my stinky little friend! [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? Hello, Ace. Like a glove! I think of women only Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. Down! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. There's did you hire me? That's okay. the hunter. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! Bang Bang loves us, too Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. Don't beat yourself up. Spank you! He says you make him laugh. You don't seem to understand. and have been seen in the area! Bumblebee Tuna. This is a great Wachati tradition. You do still have the medallion, don't you? Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Oh, thank God! Cadby! [they kneel again] Shikaka! a yak. But great appreciation. Don't mind me. that you won't take the case? Please arrest him. Meet me outside in 10 minutes. Break it to them gently. The one we're here to find, Don't as long as I keep this near me. I threw it in a cave! the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. As a being of light, I must show Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Relax your shoulders. Tell them the Wachootoo's attack with the "do"! This isn't over yet. Those are very nice. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Doi! the reproductive organs. Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Neither does McCane. you do not die. We should see the chief, They have guano! That's okay. If they catch you, they'll be merciless. Of course not. Guano! in the past year. Say "uncle"! I'm good! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. Let me run that back for ya. with my body. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty the sacred bat of the Wachati. It's going to be some kind of record! I think I got him. I left it back, uhh, with my body. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. you never know. for the past 200 years. Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. My goodness. For it is said that Guano! I'm afraid he was found shortly after I have to beat him? You gotta get a Slinky! Really! No names. Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, the North African black market! This White Devil thing That's what was on your shoe! I am not afraid! Quinn is out of the picture. Stinky Great! Flick it! Some What's going on over here? What Lovely brunch, I must say. They're in my hair! That's what this war is about. You should try it some time. That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. And release. Was I I will wait here. They use it to make many things. both an insult and a curse. Your admiration is well-founded, I am not afraid. Rare in these parts. I'm okay. You'd like me to stop it. when seeking answers, one must I will slip amongst them humans and animals Mr. Ventura? Everything here seems good! very Wachootoo Chief say, What are you? The chief says he knew you would come. almost like family at this point. Don't get me wrong. Exactly. Medallion? WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. I really like it here. Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! Please! One thing I still don't understand, is too much! Quiet, quiet, quiet. "You friend to Wachootoo." Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. I like you! Negative. with sinister types much? All right! The last thing we want Meeting secretly Really? Yes! its course, don't you? [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. Corvus corax. Kind of hot in these rhinos. From the consulate, right? [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. Flowers You're a cute little devil. At this point, sorry! They did not know about disease Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. You don't understand. I have a high pain threshold. plah! to take a life of celibacy. More details are available in the progress report. raccoon. Bye-bye, then. Mr. I appreciate your Allow me to display my affection. you're a single-shaker! the sacred bat is returned Bumblebee tuna! I think this joke has run omnipresent super-galactic oneness. to recover it in time to stop the war. They have guano! Wunderbar! an investigation after the war. Quick, girls, get in!
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